Ah crap screw paying to see the surf on the internet

They've already struck a deal with Coastalwatch

perhaps we could ask the good fellows at South Club house to build a video tower on their excellent facilities for our mutual benefit.
Hooray for South Maroubra Clubbies...

Hey craigo, what about a HD cam?

set up a donation link if you don't wanna pay for it

guy below is a derro

Get over our moaning about the south maroubra surfclub? Why - To keep you happy?

NOT!

Get the Aborigines to reclaim the Taj Mahal and turn it into a Gay Night club. For all the Fluoro people

^^^aggottt^^^

I feel like we have really achieved some meaningful change by pissing and moaning on this website.

Occupy South Bra!

$0uthern club0u$e

At least they were on the look out yesterday at the South end Rocks this time...Although the one shower was packed again and the Surf Club has their usual Sunday exclsuive festival on for the members only families. Gotta love democracy !!

OMG the Clubbies are building a bridge for Girls????

when will this senseless development stop!

Build a bridge girls

back before European invasion in the 1750's, aborigines surfed in peace and harmony at Maroubra, and the big wigwam at the south end was shared by all for spiritual hoe-downs

you love clubbies you love clubbies

why don't you whinging turds get out and go for a surf instead of sitting at home and wanking yourselves over porn & writing s**t like this about the clubbies.

Aty least there having a go.

FARK CMON Maroubra is Maroubra and how you enjoy the beach is up to you, That new surf club is an eye sore yeah well its built noe get over it and get over talking all about it for fuk sake.

I've got a soft spot for the South Maroubra clubbies...... it's a toxic swamp behind the rifle range. SLSA should be involved in a massive cage rattling of the current committee as the people who currently run this club have no intention to intergrate with the local community, it is, and always will be a boys club for a select few.

i turned up last week early morning to check out the surf. it was pissing down rain and the sprinklers had been going all night on their NEW grass. couldn't turn the taps off so ventured inside. no one in site but bet the dam went down a few inches.

There a special breed the the red & yellow goon squad. Fart arsing around on the rubber ducky with no idea what the f**k they're doing in the water. Then we Get screamed out to get out of the flags when u have a board and getting screamed at to get into the flags when u don't !! WTF !!!

The council lifegaurds should be stationed in the new South Marourbra Toaster at least those blokes are on the ball !! Instead of the red & yellow goon squad floating around on ski's near the rocks trying to paddle in a straight line !! What a joke !

And this is where our tax dollars are going !!! Up in smoke !!

The Taj Mahal surf club must be exclusive because shock, horror you have to wash all sand off feet before entering. There is a horse trough for this purpose. They couldn't even bolt the flagpoles properly they have pierced threw the wall at back. What about the new grass layed? What a waist a couple of years it will be covered in sand again. Someone needs around house kick in the groin. Where is Chuck Norris.

At least you can get a beer and a steak from a surf club in Queeensland. I am not going to admit that Queenslanders do anything better there it is...........

South Maroubra SLSC is one of the great mysteries of the world....It is located in one of the best positions in Sydney but yet they only have about 3 members who frequent the club occasionally during the winter. Even then they hide behind closed doors out of sight offering no benefit to the local community. They do not encourage new members and even though they are funded by our taxes and the massive sponsorship dollars they receive they still have managed to run the club into the ground countless times! To me they are something like a Mason lodge or even maybe akin to the Scientologists.

I have witnessed much more surfers saving people from drowning than any summer weekend warrior wearing Speedos and an orange hat. The surfers who are there on the beach everyday of the year throughout winter and summer have appalling facilities and are treated with total disrespect from the ageing ‘boys club’ called South Maroubra SLSC .

Clubbies are a menace worse than blue bottles. They have been breeding on the mainland since WWI and are reaching plague proportions.

They are increasingly immune to wedgies, bum splinters, sun burn, and sand in the mouth from beach sprints. They have no natural predators because they taste like cirrhosis and dencorub, and they carry sea lice and foot rot into the genral community.

The oversized hive forming at the south end needs to be destroyed but we can't rely on the military as they are a related species.

Its time to pull Captain Goodvibes out of retirement.

well surfs no good i might as well go rub one out then get back to work

What about a surf club for surfers? I reckon it would be the first......

The surf life saving movement get all these benefits by going under the guise of doing something for the community. I am sure there are some people who have their hearts in the right place but a lot of the time its a self serving mission.

I have even seen instances of complete amateur behaviour of these volunteers being told off by council lifeguards for acting dangerously in rubber ducks and jet skis.

I reckon the whole thing is bogus.

But don't tell you the money is going to be spent on paying for non-lifesaving things, like swim fee's and personal coaching. Is this what you give money to surf clubs for? Does the money help all the kids, and develop their surf skills or is it only open to a select few.

A great questions to ask, was a surf club member doing the building work, Maroubra or Sth Maroubra, was there even a tender process. Was there anyknowledge of the other tenders, Is RCC overseeing this process, if not why not.

Givenn the personal trainers have to have RCC permit do the Surf Club (paid) coaches/trainer have to follow the same rules?

I think this clubhouse has only inflamed tensions between surfers and clubbies. In fact the other morning I witnessed the most potent refusal to vacate the flagged area by those surfing, and it almost seemed that the clubbies enjoyed wielding what little jurisdiction they possess. I mean, pushing everyone off the only bank into the channel while it's high tide and raining, with no swimmers at all, come on!